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Topic: San Antonio Water System

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  San    Antonio  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Sewing machine
Currently has on their coffee table:People
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Mail carrier,  Tax Collector
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite era(s):1700s,  Prehistoric times
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Favorite book(s):"A Message to Garcia" by Elbert Hubbard
Favorite computer game(s):Civilization
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund,  Greenpeace,  Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

San Antonio Water System: Board of Trustees.
Expenses are funded by the San Antonio Water System.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

More detailed explanations can be mailed to most households as a brochure insert in their City Public Service and or San Antonio Water System bills.
Councilperson Alkire made a motion to approve the San Antonio Water System's Wholesale Sewer Service Contract.
The board of the San Antonio Water System approved it a day earlier.
 
 
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