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Topic: AOL IM

Related:
  AOL    I'm sorry  
  AOL email    AOL mail  
  AOL e mail    AOL members  
  Contact AOL    I'm real  
  Us at AOL    I'm blue  
  I'm moving    AOL users  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Jennicam
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer
Intelligence:Stupid,  Intelligent
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Unemployed
Favorite TV show(s):Buffy the Vamipre Slayer
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):The Prophet Mohammed
Likes to wear:fcuk
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  StarCraft
Starsign:Gemini
Listens to:Christina Aguilera
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding ringtones for their phone,  Finding warez
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Even that was thought to be a significant uptick from earlier industry estimates, which had AOL controlling 90 percent of the IM market through AOL Instant Messenger and ICQ.
If AOL begins to charge for ICQ then most of my buddies are going to switch to one of the many competing free services, and I'm going to be going with them.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Unlike the familiar, consumer-oriented applications such as AOL's IM or Yahoo's Messenger, those trying to enter the corporate market are developing secure IM platforms that take presence management a step beyond the buddy list.
I'm pretty sure if you press SHIFT on the keyboard and the RELOAD icon on the browser every time you access a new page, you'll get "the real page" and not AOL's local copy of the page.
IM Companion is a program to better organize and manage your AOL Instant Messages with two different interface styles all in one program.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Boulder Mennonite is on AOL IM as ‘ bouldermenn ’ Click the buttons above They won't work unless you have AOL Instant Messenger installed.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

I am a regular user of iChat with my AOL Instant Messenger account and I have recently begun to receive spam over my IM.
Individuals with ICQ or AOL IM may contact the webmaster via these services.
IM is a familiar concept to the tens of millions of AOL customers who use AIM (AOL Instant Messenger) or ICQ, which AOL also owns.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I'm scared AOL will start monitoring ICQ just like they monitor their chat rooms.
If any of you have aol instant messanger im me my screen name is Kiarastardust I am on almost everyday!
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I'm also accessible online as skitch78 on both AOL Instant Messenger and Yahoo Pager/Messenger, and on ICQ as skitch , number 44762182.
 
 
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