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Topic: AOL users

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam

Most admires:

Bill Gates, Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's, Finding warez

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

AOL users will have to use standard versions of Netscape or Internet Explorer to access library resources.
AOL users who have experienced problems cutting and pasting have circumvented the problem by using Netscape.
AOL users should access their preferences and make sure graphics compression is turned off.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

AOL users are under some trance, AOL must be using subliminal messages on their home page.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

AOL users need to copy and paste the addresses into their browsers to get to the sites.
AOL users are advised to use Internet Explorer or Netscape Navigator to download Bible software.
AOL users may get error messages if they try to use this site within the default AOL browser.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

AOL Users broadband users can now utilize broadband routers.
AOL users experiencing difficulty are advised to switch to the full Microsoft or Netscape browsers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

AOL users will not be able to view images in your presentation unless they turn off graphics compression in the AOL settings configuration.
AOL users should consult with AOL support on the configuration settings.
AOL users have noted problems downloading this file as well as those on an internal business network.

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