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Topic: Apache Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Quake, Counter Strike

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Apache is a standard Web Server used on UNIX operating systems, such as Linux, but there is also an Windows version of Apache (instead of using MS IIS), and if you prefer more control over your Web Server, this is the one you for you.
Our servers are based on the Linux operating system, which includes some of the best open source software: Apache, MySQL, PostgreSQL and more.
We use Apache web server in our unix and linux systems, and use IIS server in Windows 2000 server system.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

PHP runs under Apache and many other web servers and many ISPs provide it as and inexpensive hosting option.
The APACHE software is used on more that 60% of ALL WEB servers on the Internet and remains free to this day.
Apache has long proven to be among the most reliable of web servers.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Apache webservers had less downtime than Microsoft IIS web servers, according to a 3-month Swiss evaluation.
After Apache, Microsoft IIS and Netscape, Stronghold has the fourth largest market share of deploy ed web servers.
The Apache Web Server inches closer to a 60 percent market share, while IIS and Netscape-Enterprise slightly slip.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The servers are genuine Pentium III machines with ECC SDRAM, running RedHat Linux, Apache Web Server, and many custom programs.

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