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Topic: Ape

Related:
  Skunk Ape    Guano Apes  
  Ape Escape    Planet of the Apes  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Wonder Woman comic
Politics:Animal rights
Favorite era(s):Prehistoric times,  Jurassic times
Favorite TV show(s):Friends
Favorite actor(s):Mark Wahlberg
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee,  Elephant,  Tiger
Favorite great thinker(s):Charles Darwin
Interest(s):Small talk
Favorite movie(s):King Kong,  Sound of Music,  Back to the Future
Listens to:Cher
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Apes have no tail and generally have a larger body weight than most other primates.
Our apes eat many different fresh fruits and vegetables everyday.
John Fielding,
CEO

APES is a private initiative, and Artworks Africa donates a percentage of all revenues from sales on our website, to the sanctuary.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Great apes in general are extremely intelligent animals and need a very stimulated environment when housed in captivity.
There are some surprising features of apes which compel to think them to originate from humans.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Apes can break zippers, broken pieces are removed from bag and bag can be reused without zipper.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Guano Apes are one of the most successful rock bands in Europe and have been supported by MTV Europe since coming onto Germany's music scene in the mid-1990s.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Apes are protected by national laws in every country they inhabit, but there is a lack of enforcement capabilities in most ape range states.
Heston is captured and taken to the city of the apes after damaging his throat so that he is silent and cannot communicate with the apes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Humans are apes and humans are animals and humans are Eukaryotes and humans are part of the biosphere.
Assuming were once apes who lived in trees, it seems reasonable to assume that much of our human neurosis comes from the fact that we have learned to separate ourselves from nature in our thought processes and in our life styles.
Apes are a group of primates closely related to humans.
 
 
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