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Topic: Ape Escape

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  Escape    Ape  
  Great Escape    Fire Escape  
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Politics:Animal rights
Favorite artist(s):Harry Houdini
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Favorite quote(s):"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near." - Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Instead of the loose security that Burke and Virdon experienced the first time they were captured by the apes after their arrival, the gorillas were taking no chances tonight that he might escape.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

None of the sequels (BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES, ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES, CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES) quite lived up to the original but have a huge following among SciFi fans.
Most of the great apes, most parrots, most dolphins, even such animals as pigs have shown intelligence to rival small children in formalized tests, and intelligence to rival adult humans in informal tests, like engineering an escape from a cage or manipulating an owner.
Thomas, whose ship did not crash in this version, escapes with Nova and flies home, where he finds his own planet controlled by apes.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

My original idea was to have a similar scene to the opening of Escape from the Planet of the Apes, but I decided against it because it looked less like a parody and more like the real thing.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Heston runs away from the chasing Apes through out the city in an attempt to escape certain death.
They are spotted and chased; they hide in the wood to escape but face for the first time the reality that this world is ruled by the great apes.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

He had thought they might escape when darkness fell, but by then more apes had arrived, and whichever direction they had tried to move in, they ran into mounted patrols.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Favorite Episode Escape from the Plant of the Apes Well currently I'm a Computer Science major at Bellarmine College.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Or maybe Ponch and John go to the Planet of the Apes, where Cornelius is conducting a secret cloning experiment, except all the new John's fall in love with the old one and eventually John2 and John3 have a fight to the death and while they're distracted Ponch and John escape and.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

There's a new poll about chat times, and this week's webcast is "Escape From the Plant of the Apes.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Peaceful apes can't escape Congo's war.
 
 
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