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Topic: Guano Apes

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Animal rights,  Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Wonder Woman comic
Favorite TV show(s):Friends,  The Ozbournes
Favorite actor(s):Mark Wahlberg
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Small talk
Favorite movie(s):King Kong,  Sound of Music,  Back to the Future
Listens to:Cher,  Garbage,  Linkin Park
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

 Guano Apes ~ Maximal Deutsch Guano Ape site within the site of all sites.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

 MTV Networks Europe is set to take Switzerland by storm with live performances by rock bands Sum 41 and Guano Apes at MTV Winterjam 2003.
Guano Apes are one of the most successful rock bands in Europe and have been supported by MTV Europe since coming onto Germany's music scene in the mid-1990s.
After touring the states with San Diego based band POD, Sevendust, and Creed, the Guano Apes are picking up buzz here in the USA, check out this live footage shot in Germany.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

 The Guano Apes You Can't Stop Me [single, import in USA]
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

 Guano Apes - If you've never heard of them SHAME ON YOU!
 
 
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