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Topic: Skunk Ape

Related:
  Pet Skunks    Ape  
  Skunk Smells    Guano Apes  
  Skunk Works    Skunk  
  Ape Escape    Planet of the Apes  
  Skunk Odor    Skunk Anansie  

 
 
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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

See more on Skunk Apes in Cryptozoology A to Z and Mysterious America: The Revised Edition.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Hill perhaps would not know that the 1970s reports of the Big Cypress Swamp's skunk apes were located there by the media of the time to hide the real locations of the reports.
The Myakka Ape Photographs are only the most recent of a long history of Skunk Ape and related mystery anthropoid reports.
Not many who have seen a Skunk Ape and publicized the encounter have lived to tell the tale.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Coleman said the skunk ape has been in these parts for three decades, though he did hedge that it may not be the famed bigfoot at all.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Anyhow, the Skunk Ape, a Florida version of Bigfoot, gradually slipped back into oblivion, resurrected only during the dog days of the year when columnists are desperate for a story.
It's been nearly nine months and there's been no reappearance of the Myakka Skunk Ape.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Dan Jackson says he saw his first Skunk Ape in 1983 in Collier County and has been looking for more ever since.
 
 
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amy
2005-07-15 21:04:12
I saw one in tn and it scared me to death!!!!!
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