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Topic: Apostles' Creed

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Their father

Good point(s):

Humble, Saintly

Personality:

Devout

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic, Christian - Eastern Orthodox

Favorite artist(s):

Raphael

Favorite book(s):

The Koran
The Bible

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ

Favorite royal(s):

Peter the Great

Listens to:

Creed

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Yogi Berra

Expert Talk

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Mark Harris,
Priest

The Apostles' Creed was first an old Roman baptism creed, used by a congregation of believers in Rome whenever a new believer was baptized into the Christian faith.
Presbyterian Creeds and Confessions - The Creeds and Confessions produced by the Christian Church over the centuries are not inspired additions to Scripture nor in any way replacements for the words of Christ and his apostles or the prophets which preceded them.
The Apostles� Creed is the ancient creed of Baptism; it is used in the Church�s daily worship to recall our Baptismal Covenant.

User Talk

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