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Topic: Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Sophisticated
Intelligence:Incompetent
Bad point(s):Criminal
Personality:Rebellious,  Devout
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine,  PC World
Interest(s):Law
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Social worker
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being nude in public,  Getting off welfare,  Making the world a better place
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Worst habit(s):Arguing
Membership(s):Amnesty International,  Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite quote(s):"A man is known by the company he keeps"
"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals to rehear and strike down the infamous ruling handed down in July by a three-judge panel of the Court which declared the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit in San Francisco has ruled that the federal government may not revoke the licenses of physicians who recommend marijuana to their patients.
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals recently refused to enforce a release agreement that protected his former employer from liability for providing an employment reference.
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals in Nunez ruled in favor of the taxpayer in finding the original returns dischargeable after substitute returns were filed.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals and the Second Circuit Court of Appeals have both recently affirmed that under the Fourteenth Amendment it is an American's right to commit suicide and to request others to assist in that process.
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco voted that the phrase violates our First Amendment right, which separates church and state.
Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals' ruling that ratified this invasion of property rights.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the judge should have compared the actual robots to the plaintiffs and ordered the case reinstated.
 
 
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