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Topic: Apple

Related:
  Apple Computer    Apple  
  Big Apple    Apple Macintosh  
  Apple Fruit    Apple Juice  
  Apple Mac    Red Apple  
  Apple Tree    Apple Cider  
  Green Apple    Apple QuickTime  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Steve Jobs,  Robert Frost
Favorite possession(s):Apple Computer,  Windows computer
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite food(s):Apple pie,  Fruit salad,  Peaches and cream
Listens to:Guns N Roses
Favorite drink(s):Orange Juice,  Lemonade,  Milk
Favorite time of year:Autumn,  Thanksgiving,  Halloween
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Apples also contain vitamin C, a nutrient that is depleted during exercise.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Red Apples baked with Cinnamon on a light flaky puff pastry, served warm with vanilla scented whipped cream.
Apples are blended with strawberries, blackberries, cherries and other berries and fruits.
The apples, pears and a hint of citrus bursts from your glass in this carefully crafted wine.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Saute' apples in 3 tablespoons of butter until lightly browned and set aside.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Apple's Navigation Services and restricting the users ability to store files in protected folders have been added in this version.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Apples that are grown from seed bear little resemblance to the parent (the fruit that you ate), they are crossed between varieties and the tendency is for them to revert to apple types that are not so good for our purposes.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Bagged apples may be specially bred to be smaller and still taste good.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Apple's PDA section will be dropped only four years after release of the first Newton MessagePad.
Apples and Oranges kicks off a new sub-series today with a close look at spell checking options for those who opted for the iPAQ Pocket PC 2002 upgrade and were unfortunately not handed a way to correct documents without third part software.
Apple's OS X resolves these issues and also allows you to use camera control.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The Apples of Apollo also confirms that the character of early Christianity as a mystery religion cannot be understood as being merely marginal to the other mystery religions of the ancient world.
 
 
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