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Topic: Apple Computer Inc

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite board game(s):

Scrabble

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers, Geography

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Solitaire, Doom

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Boy scouts

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Apple, the Apple logo, Macintosh, iBook, iMac, and PowerBook are registered trademarks of Apple Computer, Inc.
Apple, Macintosh, MacOS logo, Power Macintosh, and Quadra are registered trademarks of Apple Computer, Inc.
Apple, the Apple logo, Macintosh, iMac, and iBook are registered trademarks of Apple Computer, Inc.

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