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Topic: Apple Mac

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite food(s):

Apple pie

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, Age of Empires

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Apple is bundling busty Lara Croft with Mac OS 8.

John Fielding,
CEO

Mac unit sales are down 22 per cent overall from the Q4 of 2000 but the new iBook sales are up nearly three fold overall and tripled in the education market according to Apple's press release.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Apple's implementation of the Java runtime environment for Mac OS applications and Java applets and applications adds a few new features and bug fixes.
AppleScript is Apple's intuitive and easy-to-use scripting language that lets you automate and control the actions of the Mac OS and Mac applications.
Apple's X11 implementation of X11 for Mac OS X makes it easier to port many more Unix apps to Mac OS X.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I love Macs and may the dark side choke on the seeds of Apples technology!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Macs have had simultaneous remote access to FileMaker via PPP using a PPP client or Apple Remote Access ARA 3.
Apple's MacDNS provides domain name service on any Mac OS Internet server, enabling domain names to be translated into network IP addresses and vice versa.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We're betting that the 533 DP will be THE Mac OS X machine until Apple begins shipping dual 667 and 733 Power Macs much later this year.
And there are more Macs out there then IBM AIX systems; and now Apple sells all new Macs with OS X preinstalled as the primary OS!
Apple's Mac OS Software and Hardware Guide : lists the hottest software and hardware products available for the Mac OS today.

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