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Topic: Apple Macintosh

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Windows computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Penguin

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Myst

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

It contains Macintosh apples and continues to supplement the farm income.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Apple's definitive guide to the powerful AppleScript scripting language, this book provides essential information for Macintosh power users and programmers who want to use AppleScript to write new scripts, modify existing scripts, or write scriptable applications.
Apple Macintosh and other word processor users should convert the file format to those readable by these softwares.
Apple's current implementation will be made available in a form of a "technology release" to the Macintosh developer community by the end of 1995.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Tart apples are best for baking, so choose Cortland, Golden Delicious, Granny Smith or Macintosh varieties.
I also slice macintosh or granny smith apples onto the griddle and pour the batter over it so that the apples are cooked right into the pancakes.
Around the age of eight, I observed my mother scrubbing the Macintosh Apples she bought with soapy water and a brush.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Macintosh faithful turned out in droves for the annual MacWorld Conference & Expo in San Francisco, giving Apple's buzz a healthy boost in the process.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

For us, this change in focus reminds us of an earlier time when scrubbing MacIntosh apples with soapy water to remove the pesticides was a natural occurrence.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Recently, the Apple Macintosh G3 computer has been introduced which uses the Motorola PowerPC 750 processor that is substantially faster for numerically intensive computing than the Pentium at a comparable price.
Recently, the Apple Macintosh G3 computer has been introduced which uses the Motorola PowerPC 750 processor that is substantially faster for numerically intensive computing than Pentiums with comparable clock speeds.
All pages are created on an Apple Macintosh ( Powermac G4 400 / Performa PPC 6300 ) using BBEdit and Claris Home Page and some more helpful tools.

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