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Topic: Net applications oscn SimpleHelp asp

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com, Slashdot, E*TRADE

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding ringtones for their phone, Writing in their secret blog

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Using VB, C++, Java, Javascript, PERL, PHP, MySQL, LotusScript, ASP to develop applications specifically for the Net since 1995, Premier Internet is established as a leader in the industry.
net - free ASP scripts and source code - Resource index of free ASP applications and code snippets.
NET (formerly referred to as ASP+) is more than the next version of Active Server Pages (ASP); it is a unified Web development platform that provides the services necessary for developers to build enterprise-class Web applications.

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