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Topic: Online College Applications

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Interior decorator

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Business, English, Psychology

Favorite destination(s):

United States of America, Japan

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Nine out of ten colleges surveyed reported seeing a rise in online applications, with one out of five citing increases in excess of 50% over the same time period.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Self-service applications are primarily for occasional users, such as students checking their records on the We b, or community college employees filing online medical insurance applications.
College View - A free online college search service with profiles of 3,700+ colleges and universities, virtual tours of hundreds of schools, electronic applications, financial aid information, career planning tools, and more.
Applications are available online for students to receive Gold Class points for approved training programs from career and technical schools and colleges and other Alliance training providers.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web Applications Developer : Perform layout, creation, technical support and quality assurance management of online college undergraduate and graduate applications.
College Applications Online Job Search Websites America's Job Bank - Pick a job title and one or more states (including New York,) and see what jobs are out there for YOU!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

CollegeView is a free online college search service with profiles of 3,500+ colleges and universities, virtual tours, electronic applications, financial aid info, career planning tools, and more.
Student who use this can create portfolios and store resumes electronically for future use along with finding online college applications.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Most colleges now allow you to either apply directly online or by downloading their application and filling out a printed copy to mail back to them with the application fee.
Colleges say they can process your application faster if they receive it online, but there is no penalty for mailing in a hard copy.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Links to California college and university websites and online applications, admissions and financial aid office telephone numbers and email addresses, free scholarship searches, and more.
PHEAA Mentor is a new one-stop shop for college searches, online college applications, financial aid and career information.

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