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Topic: Online Job Application

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Social worker, Bus Driver, CEO

Education:

Post-graduate, College

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite board game(s):

Chess

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Business, Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Worst habit(s):

Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Online job applications for the 2002/2003 Ski Season are available now!

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The online process reduces the process time from when a job is listed to when applications are received, thus reducing the time it takes to fill a position.
Applications can be filed online for state jobs.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Online Applications Engineer - Ask our applications engineers questions about your latest project, an upcoming job or any other technical issue involving controls.
Complete online applications PLUS the option to include two custom application questions for each job posting!
Your online application is then entered into our jobs database and can also be used for future job openings.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Job descriptions and applications are available online or can be picked up at the Rose Festival office located at 5603 SW Hood Ave.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

You will cut and paste it for online job applications or cut and paste it into the body of an email when you send your formatted resume as a Word attachment.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Employers typically post jobs online to avoid print applications.

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