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Topic: Job applications and writing samples

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Most admires:

Their father

Good point(s):

Generous, Loyal

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Priest, Bus Driver, Model

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Photography

Listens to:

Ambient, Fatboy Slim

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job, Getting off welfare

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

When you're applying for writing jobs, you write Instant Writing Samples as part of your application, and over time, you gradually build an impressive Writers' Portfolio.
If the job ad asks for clips, just write a couple of 500-word writing samples to accompany the job application.
Job applications and writing samples;

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