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Topic: Pasco County Property Appraiser

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Good point(s):

Loyal

Intelligence:

Retarded

Currently has on their coffee table:

People

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Favorite activity(s):

Writing stories, Taking IQ tests

Favorite great leader(s):

George Washington

Interest(s):

The weather weather's, Real estate

Likes to wear:

School uniform

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Getting off welfare

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Membership(s):

World Vision

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

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As such, the Pasco County Property Appraiser's Office makes no warranties, either expressed or implied, concerning the accuracy, completeness, reliability or suitability of this data for any other particular use.
In no event shall the Pasco County Property Appraiser's Office have any responsibility or liability for any consequence of use or misuse, or of the reliability of the information herein.

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