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Topic: Archives of Internal Medicine

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  Medicine    Internal  
  Archives    Annals of Internal Medicine  
  American Board of Internal Medicine  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):MASH
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Drinking,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Archives of Internal Medicine - AMA at where one must register to get the full article online.
The findings were reported in a recent issue of the Archives of Internal Medicine.
Results are published in the April 22 issue of the Archives of Internal Medicine.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A recent study published in the Archives of Internal Medicine demonstrates that women who exercise when they stop smoking experience lower rates of tobacco use relapse and less weight gain compared to women who do not exercise.
Archives of Internal Medicine: elevated blood levels of homocysteine have been linked to an increased risk of coronary heart disease.
Archives of Internal Medicine 13th May 2002 st active in diseased and healthy tissue, they have found a new gene that's linked with prostate cancer.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Archives of Internal Medicine 14th October 2002 Tamoxifen looks promising for breast cancer prevention A new study suggests that women on tamoxifen have a reduced breast cancer risk compared to those on placebo.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The Archives of Internal Medicine also reports that while the prolonged consumption of coffee does seem to temporarily raise one's blood pressure, this habit appears to play a minimal role, if any, on the development of chronic high blood pressure.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Archives of Internal Medicine -A peer reviewed journal publishing manuscripts of interest and relevance to internists practicing as generalists or as medical subspecialists.
Archives of Internal Medicine is a peer-reviewed, primary source journal publishing patient care in general internal medicine and the subspecialty areas.
A recent study published in the Archives of Internal Medicine may prove that there is another treatment option that may be available to those suffering from cocaine addiction.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Archives of Internal Medicine:  The benefits if the statin drugs in elderly patients has not been well-studied.
 
 
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