Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 4 Jul: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Arena Football

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap

Most admires:

All cheerleaders, Michael Jordan, David Beckham

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards, Watching Sport on TV

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap

Favorite sport(s):

American Football, Hockey, Lacrosse

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Listens to:

Billy Joel

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michael Jordan, Larry Bird (basketball), Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

It is our goal to be a leader in the community while promoting a positive message and spreading the knowledge of Arena Football and the San Jose SaberCats.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Arena Football League consists of 23 teams (16 active for 2002 season), including eight in the 10 largest U.
An interest in the Arena Football League would enhance our stake in the future of the game, both in the United States and internationally.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Much easier to start with Arena 2 and work your way up to the bigger Arena Football League.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Grand Rapids Rampage Arena Football League franchise just won ArenaBowl XV and is the reigning World Champions.
The SaberCats became the first team in Arena Football League history to score 77 or more points in three consecutive games and kept their perfect season intact with a 77-54 win over the expansion Dallas Desperados on May 25.
The Arena Football League Fans' Bill of Rights In furtherance of our Mission Statement we, the players, coaches, officials, staff and owners of the Arena Football League are thankful to the Fans that we serve, appreciate their support and dedicate ourselves collectively to protecting their rights as the greatest sports and entertainment Fans in the world.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The Arena Football 2 league will be featuring a 16 game season - 8 home and 8 away games in all.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

How will Arena Football's new TV deal with NBC affect the league?

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Arena Football fans of the world unite! (By checking out this page)

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.