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Topic: Man at Arms

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Brown raincoat
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Spoilt brat
Bad point(s):Vicious
Favorite author(s):Brothers Grim
Favorite activity(s):Kissing
Favorite body part(s):Mouth,  Fists
Interest(s):Meeting women
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Favorite destination(s):Home
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters
Favorite quote(s):"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The man stretched his arms forward and gently scraped the brow of the girl, turning to the audience with a gleeful look.
There is nothing to stop a man with a huge beer belly having sex with a woman with a large belly in the classic missionary position except he would probably need to do it with his arms outstretched.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Seizing the man's arm with the other hand, Sensei drove his toes deeply into the armpit of his attacker, which resulted in the man dropping to the ground unconscious.
The man was wearing only his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Man's Beaded Warshirt in white deerskin with beaded strips over the shoulders and down the arms, a beaded and fringed chestplate, and arm fringe.
A man dressed in an overcoat with a long draping scarf approached the counter, carrying in his arms a stack of papers.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Every man able to bear arms who can be spared from home, should be sent to the Front either in the armies of the Confederacy or as part of the Militia of the States and everything possible be done to provide for the wants and comfort of our troops in the field and their loved ones at home.
Each man rose up and took his place in ranks more quickly than I ever saw it done and when the order was given to take arms every man had his gun ready for action The other problem with this setup is the modern reproduction bayonets are made of an inferior steel.
Were a real and effective disarmament achieved and the funds now spent in the arms race devoted to the amelioration of man's state; were we to concentrate only on the peaceful uses of nuclear knowledge, how vastly and in how short a time might we change the conditions of mankind.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

What makes a man leave the woman that he loves and is perfectly happy with and seek something intangible in the arms of a mistress?
Mark Harris,
Priest

A Fundamentalist is a man who takes up arms from the armory of grace and goes forth strong in the Lord and in the power of His might to contend for the Faith.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

With is semi-immunity to small-arms fire, it seemed equipped to cross no man's land and subdue trench strongpoints in advance of the attacking infantry.
 
 
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