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Topic: Joan Armatrading

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Yoko Ono,  Chris Rock,  Kylie Minogue
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Dream job(s):DJ
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite era(s):1970s,  1990s,  1980s
Favorite activity(s):Karaoke
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Listens to:Dire Straits,  Bob Dylan,  Folk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The following is the transcript of Joan Armatrading's address to the Vienna Peace Summit.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

By Jane Stevenson, Toronto Sun Trying to get inside Joan Armatrading's head isn't easy.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

When Joan Armatrading stepped out of the shadows in the mid-'70s, female singer-songwriters still wore long dresses, played piano or guitar and were almost never seen walking around.
Melissa Etheridge chose Armatrading's Love and Affection for the finale of the first VH1 Duets, performing it with Joan Osborne, Jewel and Paula Cole.
Joan Armatrading's music is effortlessly eclectic with sounds ranging from folk to sophisticated pop, an apt mix for a performer born under the palms of the West Indies and raised beneath the smokestacks of Birmingham, England.
 
 
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