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In the News - 29 Aug: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Bank of the Armed Forces

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Credit card

Most admires:

Yasser Arafat, Shimon Peres, Osama Bin Laden

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist

Religion(s):

Jewish

Dream job(s):

Banker, Terrorist, Tax Collector

Favorite great leader(s):

Gamal Nasser

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite destination(s):

Israel, Baghdad

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Making the world a better place

Favorite political figure(s):

Anwar Sadat

Favorite quote(s):

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Department of Defense uses them for armed forces personnel and draft registration, and the Internal Revenue Service requires them for income tax returns and for our bank deposits to make sure all our income is declared.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Look at the brave souls who defied authorities all over the Middle East to take to the streets and demand that the Israeli armed forces withdraw from the West Bank.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Israeli Defence Force (IDF) tanks, armoured cars and heavily armed soldiers stormed into refugee camps on the West Bank and Gaza Strip with missile firing helicopters and F16 fighters circling overhead.
Except for the Palestinian Police and the Israeli military forces, no other armed forces shall be established or operate in the West Bank and the Gaza Strip.
Armed Forces and who are stationed overseas will be permitted to pay by personal check, provided that the check is drawn on a bank headquartered in the U.

User Talk

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