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Topic: Canadian Armed Forces

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Shimon Peres

Favorite possession(s):

Gun

Personality:

Brave

Politics:

Monarchist

Dream job(s):

Soldier, Police Officer, Terrorist

Favorite great leader(s):

Erwin Rommel, Douglas MacArthur

Interest(s):

Aviation, Historical Reenactment

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing

Likes to wear:

Army uniforms

Favorite sport(s):

Hang gliding

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Membership(s):

Girl guides, Trade union

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Canadians all share a sense of deep pride in our honourable and determined Armed Forces but we are embarassed and ashamed of the way successive governments have reduced their capability and value by failing to provide them with the equipment and support they need to do the job for us.
The Armed Forces at one time had at least 20,000 carrier pigeons in service and at the height of the war as many as one hundred birds a day were carrying messages for Canadian troops.
The Canadian Armed Forces continues to make a difference in Bosnia � a difference of which all Canadians can be justifiably proud.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Canadian Armed Forces have a fine tradition of specially painted aircraft to celebrate squadron birthdays and other special events.
He is a Trooper in the Canadian Armed Forces and hopes to soon become a cadet in the city police force.
Canadian Armed Forces CF-188 page Even the Canadian armed forces sometimes don't use the proper Canadian designation for this plane!

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Gibsongirl@shaw.ca 2004-11-03 13:36:59	Where are our peacekeeping missions deployed in the world? What countries?
From: 2005-03-19 23:42:56	The Forces were sent to my colon to dislodge a piece of poop which contained nuts
From: 2005-07-30 10:54:29	where is cfb borden

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