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Topic: Knight in Shining Armor

Related:
  Knight    Armor  
  Knights of Columbus    Black Knight  
  Jedi Knight    Body Armor  
  Knights Templar    First Knight  
  Knight's Tale    Forever Knight  
  Dark Knight    White Knight  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Helen Keller
Favorite possession(s):Motorcycle
Appearance:Overweight
Favorite board game(s):Chess
Favorite book(s):"The Green Mile" by Stephen King
Interest(s):Historical Reenactment,  Role Play Games
Favorite royal(s):Robert the Bruce,  Anne Boleyn
Favorite movie(s):Monty Python,  Full Metal Jacket,  A Clockwork Orange
Favorite computer game(s):EverQuest,  Diablo,  Age of Empires
Favorite sport(s):American Football
Favorite destination(s):Home
Listens to:Backstreet Boys,  Moby
Membership(s):Klu Klux Klan
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Your knight in shining armor will love seeing the Prince in the top of his castle complete with a real yellow feather in his helmet.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Knights Without Armor: New Perspecitves on Healing the Masculine Soul Kipnis reviews the wounding process in the socialization of boys and men and considers alternative images.
The nature of armor through the ages and the kind of armor being worn by knights today in comparision to medieval armor.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Knights wore suits of armor which included a helmet and a visor.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

French and English knights grown tired of choreographed state tournaments organize their own private tournaments using real weapons and standard armor.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Knights in armor held aloft their swords to pledge allegiance to their King - they pledged both the right to use the sword and the hand that held it.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The Templar knights pride themselves on their past and the weapons and armor of fallen Mechanica are passed down from generation to generation with great reverence and ritual.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The knights dressed in suits of shining armor and fought great battles.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Bret is my knight in shining armor and after two years of marriage we feel like we are starting to get the hang the whole being married and having kids thing.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Knights in armor patrol the streets, but even they cannot stem the flow of the drug-addicted Terrorists, the misguided Priests, or the inhuman Kermits.
And there are the knights in shining armor whom do battle against corporations and the government, in an attempt to secure restitution for the victims of diet drugs.
We are seeking "knights in shining armor" to volunteer at the center for the evening shift and to walk counselors to their cars at closing time.
 
 
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