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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Most admires:Shimon Peres,  Charles de Gaulle,  Julius Caesar
Dream job(s):Soldier
Favorite TV show(s):The Civil War
Favorite food(s):Rations
Favorite great leader(s):Napoleon,  Erwin Rommel,  Douglas MacArthur
Favorite royal(s):Franz Ferdinand
Interest(s):Historical Reenactment
Favorite computer game(s):Age of Empires
Likes to wear:Army uniforms
Favorite destination(s):Israel
Favorite political figure(s):Oliver Cromwell
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

It is significant that high unemployment and deepening poverty in some states have provided armies of unemployed and desperate youth easily converted into raging mobs by cynical manipulation of some religious and political leaders.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Army Corps of Engineers will benefit through reduced operation and maintenance costs at Federal channels and inland waterways.
Army Corps of Engineers for the Assistant Secretary of the Army for Civil Works is developing methods to prevent and control infestations associated with public facilities.
Army Corps of Engineers and other public agencies develops wetland mitigation sites.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

More people meant larger armies and labor for building projects such as canals and monuments like the pyramids at Giza.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

After Ming armies conquered Yunnan in 1382, Zheng He was taken captive and brought to Nanjing.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The armies of the Loran Federation are based around the Citizen spear units of the various cities, suplemented by tribal mercenaries from neighboring provinces.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

It is found to be cheaper to fight by legislation than to drill armies of men to shoot each other down on battle fields with guns and cannon, powder and shot.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Other Southern Armies were moving in through Columbia toward Nashville and engaged the Union army in the short but severe Battle of Franklin; then on to Nashville where the Battle of Nashville was fought.
Josh Hogan,

Army's 57th Medical Company won The Dustoff Association's 2002 Rescue of the Year award for flying in the face of hostile action in Afghanistan to retrieve casualties wounded in a firefight.
Army's History of the Guadalcanal offensive as "a difficult target for the anti-aircraft guns since he usually flew high and maneuvered violently when searchlights and guns went into action.
Army's 864th Engineer Combat Battalion will arrive in Ada from Washington state near the end of September and begin preparing the site for construction.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2004-11-11 13:36:29
Where does a Lapel Button go on the Army uniform?

2004-11-17 09:21:38
what are the current Army Suicide Stats
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