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Topic: Army Corps of Engineers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Lee Harvey Oswald, Florence Nightingale, Henry Ford

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Dream job(s):

Soldier, Spy, Astronaut

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite great leader(s):

Douglas MacArthur, Erwin Rommel

Interest(s):

Physics

Favorite movie(s):

Full Metal Jacket

Favorite sport(s):

Running

Likes to wear:

Army uniforms

Starsign:

Capricorn

Membership(s):

Trade union, World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Army Corps of Engineers is spending billions of dollars to restore fresh water inflows to damaged wetlands.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Army Corps of Engineers to help create large wetland habitats to be exchanged for small isolated wetland impacts at sites desirable for commercial and residential development.
Army Corps of Engineers will benefit through reduced operation and maintenance costs at Federal channels and inland waterways.
Army Corps of Engineers that the container traffic forecast for the Port of Charleston is within the limits of acceptable forecasting procedures.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Army Corps of Engineers in 1874 and 1880 only made matters worse.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Army Corps of Engineers and DuPont Corporation met February 12th with several recognized Native Indians tribes.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Army Corps of Engineers stumbled upon the cemetery over the summer as they searched for evidence of a tobacco factory connected with the 18th century French Fort Rosalie.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Army Corps of Engineers constructed a network of radar warning system across Canada and a series of Nike batteries to defend vulnerable points against the possibility of an attack across the polar ice cap by jet aircraft carrying nuclear bombs.
Army Corps of Engineers is conducting an investigation to determine whether ordnance and explosives remain on property that was once part of Camp Robinson.
Army Corps of Engineers to fulfill its contract with the Port of Green Bay to provide confined disposal space for contaminated sediments dredged from the harbor.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Army Corps of Engineers letter stating that the Route 85 and 82 Widening Alternatives are impracticable.

User Talk

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