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Topic: Army Distance Learning Program

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Program Learning

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Most admires:

Kofi Annan, Yasser Arafat

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Lazy

Personality:

Analytical

Dream job(s):

President of the United States, CEO, Teacher

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"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite great thinker(s):

Alan Turing

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Computers

Likes to wear:

School uniform

Favorite computer game(s):

PacMan, Minesweeper

Listens to:

Pearl Jam

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

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Free Software Foundation, Greenpeace

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"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)
"He who hesitates is a damned fool." - Mae West (1892-1980)

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The purpose of this e-mail is to provide guidance on strategies we are pursuing to ensure that The Army Distance Learning Program (TADLP) complies with the new Section 508 law.
During the early stages of The Army Distance Learning Program (TADLP) development, TRADOC representatives visited numerous experts from industry and academia and found them in uniform agreement on the following:

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Army Distance Learning Program (TADLP) is the US Army's innovative approach to training military personnel.

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