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Topic: Army Promotion Study Guide

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is compiled from various unit study guides, Non-Commissioned Officer Academy study guides, and assorted Army regulations, Field Manuals, Technical Manuals, and Phamplets.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

This study guide is provided for US Army personnel to use to prepare themselves for promotion and Soldier / NCO of the Month boards.
Army study guide gives you questions and answers to army exams!

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