Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 7 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Swiss Army Knife

Related:
  Swiss    Knife  
  Army    Swiss Army Watch  
  Luggage Swiss Army  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mace,  Power tools,  Gun
Favorite food(s):Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Favorite actor(s):Angelina Jolie
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Interest(s):Camping,  Historical Reenactment
Favorite sport(s):Scuba diving,  Fishing,  Hunting
Dream job(s):Soldier
Likes to wear:Army uniforms,  Digital watch,  Bangles
Listens to:Radiohead
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

By the makers of the genuine Swiss Army Knife, Wenger Swiss Army watches combines superior craftsmanship with classic styling.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

This genuine Wenger Swiss Army knife features a white LED flashlight designed by David Allen, inventor of the Photon Micro-Lights.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

A pocket knife (NOT a Swiss Army knife – the steel in those is harder than in most cheap pocket knives, which can throw hardness tests off.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

For a quality swiss army knife think of Victorinox , genuine swiss army knives from an authorised dealer, www.
If you want a Swiss Army knife to make a statement of style and functionailty, then choose a Wenger Swiss Army knife.
A Swiss Army knife or Leatherman is a must but a larger knife might be useful for slaughtering and butchering meat.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Wenger, maker of the genuine Swiss Army knife, also sells photochromic sunglasses.
Genuine Wenger Swiss Army Knife with a built-in white Photon Micro-Light.
Wenger Pocketgrip Swiss Army Knife comes with free pouch.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The full range from Mag-Lite and Victorinox (The Swiss Army Knife) are just a sample of the quality items found in our product list.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

We are an authorised Victorinox Swiss Army Knife Dealer.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Swiss Knife Shop are NOT authorised to perform any repair or modifications to Victorinox Swiss Army Knives, or to deal with any Warranty claims.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
terry
2005-03-05 19:47:00
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Swiss Army Knife fans of the world unite! (By checking out this page)

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.