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Topic: Swiss Army

Related:
  Swiss    Army  
  Swiss Army Knife    Salvation Army  
  One Man Army    US Army  
  Mil The Army    British Army  
  Army Times    Army Corps of Engineers  
  Army Navy    Department of the Army  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Jack the Ripper
Favorite possession(s):Mace,  Gun,  Vacuum cleaner
People talk about their ..:Psychopathic tendancies
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Vicious
Dream job(s):Soldier
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite book(s):"English Patient" by Michael Ondaatje
Favorite food(s):Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
Favorite actor(s):Angelina Jolie
Favorite movie(s):Crocodile Dundee,  12 Angry Men
Favorite sport(s):Karate
Listens to:Dire Straits,  Louis Armstrong,  The Prodigy
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
 
 
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Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The Swiss Army Pocket Knife bridges the chasm between the hunting knife and the butter knife, all with a pretty red wrapper.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

I tried using the very dull plastic toothpick from my Swiss Army knife and it punched a hole through the hose quite easily.
Micromorpholgical block samples were cut out with a Swiss Army knife and wrapped tightly in tissue and tape, for transport to thin section preparation laboratories.
The Swiss Army Watches from the makers of the Wenger Swiss Army Knives combines superior craftmenship with flawless design and classic styling.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

For a quality swiss army knife think of Victorinox , genuine swiss army knives from an authorised dealer, www.
Swiss Army Express recently changed its name to Swiss Knives Express to better represent the leading manufacturers of Swiss made cutlery.
Think of a Swiss army knife versus a bayonet.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

He withdrew his Swiss Army knife again and used it to disconnect the wiring and pop out the fuses.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Swiss Army knife for geeks, iBook hard drive and backlight tutorials, MacSurfer modem, and more , 2002.
It is easily the swiss army knife of the NT based web servers.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Perl is well known as the Swiss army knife of languages.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The genuine Swiss Army knife and Swiss Military watches will become cherished possessions to each and every recipient.
 
 
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