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Topic: Swiss Army Watch

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Lord Dracula

Favorite possession(s):

Mace, Baseball cap, Gun

Personality:

Rebellious

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, FHM magazine

Dream job(s):

Soldier

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Favorite food(s):

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Likes to wear:

Digital watch, Tank tops, Mambo

Favorite movie(s):

Crocodile Dundee, 12 Angry Men

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball

Listens to:

Dire Straits

Favorite quote(s):

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The Browning Swiss Army Brand Watch has a black band with silver face that is water resistant up to 100 meters.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Swiss Army Knife and Watch Set.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Wenger;Wenger Watch, wrist watch, discount watch,wenger swiss army watch.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Renegade Swiss Army Watch and Simmons Binocular Set.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The durability and classic design of the Swiss Army watch is unmatched in the timepiece arena.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

If you already own a Swiss Army watch and need to replace the strap or band we carry a full line of replacement watchstraps and bracelets.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

A Swiss Army knife or Swiss Army Watch make wonderful gifts for birthdays, Father's Day, graduations or any special occasion.
Small tools- Swiss army knife, watch- maker's screwdrivers for emergency repair.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

The Swiss Army Knife and Watch Superstore.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Jennifer Petrosino 2004-11-21 23:24:12	Hi, I need to make my swiss army watch a little bit larger. I have gained a large amount of weight and it is too tight. I just need a few links.If I can find the ones that were taken out when I bought the watch, will those work? If not than what? What do i do? thanks jpetrosino@hotmail.com
From: john Turner 2005-08-16 20:11:52	hi i need a couple of links to make my watch a little bigger what doi do? Turnsky4@yahoo.com

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