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Topic: Free Christian Clip Art

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

South Park

Favorite movie(s):

Indiana Jones

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling, Ice skating

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Sending greeting cards

Listens to:

Cher

Favorite time of year:

Halloween, Christmas, Thanksgiving

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Mom's Web Site the Christian images Gallery - free clip art, animated GIFs, Internet, web and clipart graphics.
Free Christian Clip Art for newsletters, church bulletins or web sites.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Free Bible GIF Clip Art for Christians and Church Web sites.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Free Christian Clip Art a group of people who aren't worried about money, just useful graphics.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

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