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Topic: Martial Arts Movies

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Mace

Religion(s):

Taoist

Dream job(s):

Hitman

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee

Favorite great leader(s):

Mao Zedong

Favorite sport(s):

Karate, Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite movie(s):

The Matrix, The Bodyguard

Listens to:

Wu-Tang Clan

Favorite destination(s):

China, Hong Kong

Favorite philosopher(s):

Confucius

Favorite quote(s):

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Martial arts movies have also scored big with teens and children.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Two martials arts movies have me thinking about how I feel when Japanese are portrayed as the bad guys.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Two small boys on board who had obviously seen plenty of martial arts movies but had never met a real life Oriental before tried to persuade Young to do some Kung Fu for them.
Martial arts' movies entertained people with precise choreographed fighting scenes which sometimes last for many minutes and many people do not believe these super human feats that they portrayed.
You could always find us watching martial arts movies or him beating me at my own Playstation games.

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