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Topic: Shawn Ashmore

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  Shawn Ray    Shawn and Belle  
  Shawn Paul    Shawn Green  
  Shawn Bradley    Shawn Phillips  
  Shawn Kemp    Shawn Desman  
  Shawn Colvin    Shawn Mullins  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm)
Most admires:Jennifer Aniston,  Natalie Portman,  Vladimir Putin
Currently has on their coffee table:Soap Opera Digest
Favorite sport(s):Boxing,  Lacrosse
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers,  Doctor Zhivago,  American Pie
Favorite destination(s):Russia
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite sportsperson(s):Pele (soccer),  Andre the Giant (wrestling),  Andre Agassi (tennis)
Favorite TV show(s):Days of our Lives,  Survivor
Favorite quote(s):"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

As the series kicks off (confusingly), we're introduced to Jake (Shawn Ashmore), one of those introspective teens for whom everything has deep meaning.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Here are some good summery's of what they said: ::static:: JAKE (possibly Shawn Ashmore): Hi.
In fact, the leader of the Animorph pack, Jake (Shawn Ashmore, a Mark Wahlberg look-alike) has an older brother under the Yeerk influence.
 
 
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