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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:Cher,  B2K
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The survey asks four questions concerning each gift in an effort to develop understanding from subjective and objective perspectives.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Asks that TD tell her how she can get a booklet made of these articles.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This unique program asks difficult questions about the advancing science and enables informed public discourse.
Mark Harris,
Priest

He asks them to save the honour of the humiliated Church and to avoid the scandal of this meeting in which the Pope will publicly mock the first article of the Creed and the first of the Ten Commandments.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

There is a new Configure question that asks if you want to maintain binary compatibility with Perl 5.
SearchIt then asks if you would like to report on all files that match the criteria or just the directory that the file is contained in.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

QS 9000 asks suppliers to benchmark trends in customer satisfaction and key indicators of customer dissatisfaction to be verified by a third party auditor.
NCTR asks IRS to clarify proposed 457 regs in the area of service credit purchases.
Asks for the public’s cooperation in limiting demands on the health care system to true emergencies.
John Fielding,
CEO

The case is made for corporate accountability in a book that asks shareholders to shoulder the responsibility of changing the world of business.
Success for All asks about improving links between employers and providers and about action to meet employer and skill needs.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Goodwin asks whether historical figures with signs of mental illness can really be accurately diagnosed by researches today.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Karen
2005-01-24 21:55:16
I had chin surgery, now I have no feeling in my botton teeth or gums. the doctor says he has never heard of that. So what happened?
From:
paiger
2005-04-20 16:41:28
during rush-hour traffic in a big city, it can take 1.5 hours to travel 45 km.What is the average speed, in kilometers per hour, for this trip?
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