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Topic: Ask your doctor

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Eyes,  Teeth
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Taking Valium,  Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Viagra
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Ask doctors & consultants on internet for consultancy & solutions of sexual health problems absolutely FREE!
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

They may ask the victims to authorize doctors and hospitals to release medical reports in order to allow the insurance company to monitor your treatment and make sure that injuries were caused by the auto accident.
The FDA is now advising patients who are already taking Propulsid to ask their doctors about having the recommended tests performed and whether they should pursue other treatment options.
Doctors with a specialist diploma from another European country may ask to have this transferred to the GMC Specialist Register.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Ask most people, including doctors, what constitutes good health and they will probably talk about living without physical illnesses like heart disease or cancer.
Doctors should ask patients about the use of herbal products, and patients should volunteer the information if a doctor does not ask as an important safety precaution.
Ask the doctors and medical professionals lots of questions about treatments and medications.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Doctors are taught that cannabis is not medicine so tend not to ask if the patient is using cannabis to control pain.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Callers can ask to receive the names and numbers of doctors over the phone or to receive a listing through the mail.
ASK THE DOCTORS If your browser does not support forms, please send your question via e-mail for a response.
Ask your doctor or pharmacist if you do not understand any of this information or if you want to know more about VIAGRA.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Ask your doctor or nurse how long after your treatments are completed you should continue to protect the treated skin from sunlight.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Pam
2004-12-04 08:45:44
my husband developed 2 red spots on his mid section similiar to ring worm could this be a reation to Viagra? Also is there an identifying mark on viagra tablets
From:
bea
2005-03-10 07:16:11
can anything help a cracked rib?
From:
bea
2005-03-10 07:19:43
can anything help a cracked rib? send to sfmag@sbcglobal.net
From:
Marcella
2005-07-18 02:14:23
My cousin is in the hospital, he is very important to me. I'm only 17 they dont know what he has so im looking into myself. He has diaherra and there is blood in it, he has abdomanal pain too. I want to know what it is but i cant find nothing about that. Think you can help if so my email is panamaschica90@yahoo.com thank you so much
From:
George
2005-08-24 15:49:34
Why do people sneeze?
From:
anthony coleman
2008-04-02 13:47:30
how dose a banana help a vrock
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