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Topic: Ask ERIC

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Intimidating
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Entertainment Weekly
Politics:Feminist
Interest(s):Sex education,  Maths,  Law
Likes to wear:School uniform
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Social worker
Listens to:Eric Clapton
Education:Elementary school,  Junior High School
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Favorite TV show(s):That 70's Show
Favorite quote(s):"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Ask ERIC - Provides over 1,000 links to lesson plans and resources.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 Ask Eric - This is a national clearinghouse of educational information including lesson plans, current educational research information, and searchable data base of information.
ERIC Clearinghouse : Ask ERIC's research on education as well as lesson plans.
Ask ERIC : lesson plans, instructional materials and other resources for teachers.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 Ask ERIC Lesson Plans - may browse by subject; links to other sites.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 Ask ERIC is a searchable lesson plan site for K-12 educators.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

 Eric awkwardly approaches Stacey and asks herself out.
Eric is too shy, and asks Red to approach Stacey about dating Eric.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

 Eric asks Donna to the prom, and thinking this could be the night they go all the way, he makes motel reservations.
Eric pretends the car is his and she asks him to take her for a drive later on.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

 Eric asks the angel if he can help him be with Donna now, but he says he can't.
Mark Harris,
Priest

 Eric asks: "Is salvation in the after life possible for those who die in their sins, and if so, how does their salvation come about?
 
 
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