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Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Wacky,  Spoilt brat
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Education:Elementary school
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes,  Sabrina
Favorite board game(s):Trivial Pursuit
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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