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Topic: Ask the man

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Loyal
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Rebellious
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Telling jokes
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Worst habit(s):Swearing
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Burge asks us to imagine a man who has arthritis in the hip and knee waking up one morning with a pain in his thigh.
A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son comes across the condoms and asks his father what they are.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
A man walks into a bar in Brooklyn and asks the bartender to recommend a good drink.
The man asks the bartender who owns the cat, and the bartender points to the piano player.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The Prophet is an Indian holy man who asks the Shawnee to join other tribes in driving the white settlers out of Kentucky.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

A little man comes into the logging trailer and asks the foreman for a job.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The soldier asks what anguish or rage can remain when a true man swears to serve the realm.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

He asks his wife how she has managed all this and she replies that when he left she sat on the front doorstep and was crying when along came a handsome man who asked what the matter was.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Nervously the man asks Jesus which commandments he needed to keep to gain eternal life.
Here the man asks Jesus a direct question regarding the identity of the Son of God.
He asks man to dedicate himself, day and night to the remembrance of God and His Name.
 
 
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