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Topic: Medical Examinations or Ask Questions

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Bus Driver
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Eyes,  Hair
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Family history of schizophrenia
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Medical is where the volunteer doctors on the ILS Medical Commission offer Ask the Doctor , a bulletin board where you can get answers to lifesaving related medical questions.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Some ask me medical questions about respiratory illnesses and what I think about anthrax.
Questions to ask Talk with a trained medical professional about your breast health needs.
Ask the Doctor Medical Questions Answered by a Doctor Back to top.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Ask medical questions of Doc Lamberts, hill-meister extraordinaire.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

You can ask medical and drug related questions to physicians and pharmacists.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Medical type questions are best handled by the Ask a Medical Physicist panel.
Ask the questions you need your medical team to answer to help you understand the treatment options you may have.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Medical terms are explained in layman's language and questions are answered that patients may be afraid to ask their doctors.
You are encouraged to ask questions about our medical care during your office visits with your doctor.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Ray Rodriguez
2004-11-08 15:57:38
Why would my PA not put me on any cholesterol lowering meds when my stats are as follows: 48yo male, 20#s over weight, LDL=147, HDL=39, and total Cholesterol=243? Was on Zocor a long time ago, but hear they took it off the market. What do I do? Or will I be fine with those stats?
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collins777@juno.com
2004-11-20 08:42:01
What is meant by cyliberial hemorage. and how is it cured?
From:
crystal
2004-12-29 12:50:19
If I'm taking zoloft for anxiety, would it be safe to take Trimspa. It is for losing weight.
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Paula
2005-01-24 13:17:03
The right side of my nose has a intermittent drip, clear in color, especially when I bend my head over or at night while sleeping. The dripping wakes me up it drips so much. I do not have any other signs of allergies, no sneezing, coughing, itchy eyes, etc. Only the right side drips. My questions are: What could be the cause? And if it is allergies, why only dripping on one side of my nose? What treatment shall I seek or does it need treatment? Thank you. Paula
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Shannon
2005-03-07 11:52:02
In my husbands left index finger,a bump has appeared inside of it about the size of a pea. It's closest to where the 2nd knuckle bends, and it burns. It feels like it is floating around inside and is very uncomfortable. Any ideas as to what it could be ??
From:
nancy
2005-03-13 16:14:06
what causes swollen ankles
From:
billsmith
2005-03-22 21:45:28
Both of the plams of my hands itch why?
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michelle f.
2005-04-11 14:54:12
mother of (2), 33years old , tubes tied , and I AM dieabetic: why would my perioud be real heavey with alot of clots? should I be concerned? is this natural?
From:
lovely
2005-04-27 09:19:51
I recently had to photograph an autopsy. The body got goosebumps when they removed its clothes. Is this normal? And how can the skin know its cold. I thought the reason for goosebumps was a way of warming the skin.
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caterina
2005-05-10 17:23:02
i am looking to find out what kind of rx drug is a round blue tablet with the letter "s" is
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Nick F
2005-05-17 06:08:17
I have a swelling and tender nose. Painfull burning just inside the nostrules. I have never had this and I was wondering if it could be somthing other than allergies.
From:
Jennifer e
2005-06-08 11:15:53
Is a Schmorl's Node the same as an End Plate Fracture?
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george
2005-06-13 23:38:36
why do i get sick when i drink
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2005-08-25 00:13:47
i broke out in hives two days ago upper body, now its all over body plus i have a big knot in the back of my head by my left ear. dont know how i got it. is there any reason to be concerned at this point
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dan
2005-09-11 16:35:03
i,ve just recently had major abdominal surgery.no intercourse for 6 weeks.does this include masturbation?
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