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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale,  Jennifer Lopez
Appearance:Beautiful
Good point(s):Patient
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Has cancer,  Family history of schizophrenia
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite TV show(s):ER,  MASH,  Anything on MTV
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Feel free to ask our doctors and nurses about anesthetic medications they may use and the precautions that will be taken to reduce any risk to you and your baby.
Good ethical and medical practice requires that doctors and nurses ask about pain as often as they take your pulse or blood pressure.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Nurses are sometimes intimidated to ask for donation because of their fear of insulting people of particular faiths.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Tatyana is restless and asks Filipyevna about her youth and marriage, but does not really listen to the nurse's story of her arranged marriage.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Ask nurses why they chose nursing as a profession, and they'll invariably talk about their desire to provide skilled, compassionate care to those in need.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Ask nurses what worries them most about the current trend of restructuring and reengineering, and they'll talk about its effect on their ability to provide safe, quality care to all their patients.
Ask how may nurses are on duty and how may Certified Nursing Assistants (CNAs) are on duty.
John Fielding,
CEO

If someone is incontinent they need to discuss the problem with a GP and also ask for a District Nurses continence assessment which should indicate if they are entitled to receive free pads or other products from the Health Service.
Ask if there is a problem with adequate staffing of nurses and nurse aides.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Ask our nurses for help with immunisations, wax removal, diabetes checks, wound cares and dietary advice.
You can ask our licensed practical nurses about specific diseases, early warning signs and symptoms and about first-aid recommendations for illnesses and injuries.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Our nurses will ask you to report all seizures, auras, or seizure warnings that you have.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
porkypine
2004-11-05 15:16:00
it feels like there is something in my nipple
From:
Daisy
2005-03-16 15:23:35
I have a friend who is 42 and has multiple sclerosis for 10 years and i was curious do people with ms still feel the urge for intercourse or masterbation?????
From:
teresa
2008-10-21 18:21:28
i just got a flu shotand my arm is hurting,can i take advil or acethaminophen for pain?
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