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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:Cher,  B2K,  98 Degrees
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These questions are based on questions that doctors often ask when their patients think they have an anxiety problem.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Ask clarifying questions throughout the conversation to ensure that the person is grasping the information provided.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Ask questions on a bbs and look for information on an advanced Classified section that is topic specific.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Questions to ask and the information to obtain when purchasing at a real estate auction.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Ask questions and share your experiences with the NIH curriculum supplements.
Ask questions about specific problems and request information when you do not understand your illness or treatment.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Ask ERIC is a unique forum for individuals to write in questions for help locating specific information on a variety of topics in the ERIC system.
Ask questions about Perl and CGI in your own words.
Ask questions about VB or help others by answering their question.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Ask no questions of examiners during the progress of the examination.
Ask questions and get good information before entering into any contracts or agreements.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Ask questions and share personal experiences living with blindness or low vision.
 
 
 User Talk
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2004-11-14 20:49:00
when do i get a answer
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CURTIS
2005-01-06 18:49:46
HOW DO YOU START A CREDIT UNION ?
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Rhonda
2005-01-17 10:12:09
What if you have two people that fell in love and in the process of this they were expecting a baby , they found out the young is actually her brother from a relationship with another woman that her father had and just found out should the pregnancy be terminated or can the child be born health.
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fernando
2005-01-25 01:10:09
whats the name of the dog on the Lewis & clark expedition
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MAE
2005-01-25 18:11:09
IS THE TYPICAL FLASHER A FLAMBOYANT OR A QUIET TYPE OF PERSONALITY?
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MAE
2005-01-25 18:12:57
IS FRONTAGE WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX FACE TO FACE, OR WHEN YOU RUB AGAINST SOMEONE ELSE FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE WITHOUT PENETRATION?
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MAE
2005-01-25 18:13:44
SEXUALLY SPEAKING, IS A SNOWBALL MALE, FEMALE OR BOTH RELATED?
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MAE
2005-01-25 18:14:47
IN CHINA, WHAT SEX ACT IS CONDEMED BECAUSE IT SAPS THE REVOLUTIONARY WILL?
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MAE
2005-01-25 18:15:39
IS IT TRUE THAT A WOMAN WITH SMALL BREASTS CANNOT PROPERLY NURSE A BABY?
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MAE
2005-01-25 18:16:30
WHAT PART OF THE ANATOMY IS A "DEAD END STREET"?
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Rose Bailey
2005-01-30 12:24:52
Everytime I go on line thru my server I get a popup from exployer saying I;ve performed an illegal operation and will shut down. Why is this, and how do i correct it.
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IP
2005-01-30 18:21:01
Are there any real work at home jobs that I can rely on that are not scams?
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Pam Shay
2005-02-08 22:06:24
How many seasons was the television show Miami Vice on the air?
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terry
2005-02-10 16:06:39
what is lexplore.and how do i remove from computer
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Cassidy Brakebill
2005-03-14 11:36:26
what is the first name of the last Space Shuttle launched?
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karen
2005-03-15 18:14:15
I was told the reason David took 5 stones was because Goliath had 4 brothers. Is there any archeaological or historical evedince that may point to this? thank you e-mail is ronpoe@manti.com
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cindy
2005-03-23 19:02:49
I need to change my internet connection from never dial-up to always dial-up and i cant figure it out
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jennie
2005-03-24 21:46:29
We have a 10 month old Australian Terrier who has just finnished being in season for the second time. Since this finnished, she has developed lethargy, swollen breasts and nausea in the morning. There is no way she could be pregnant. Could this be a phantom pregnancy and if so what if anything needs to be done about it?
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Shell
2005-04-02 20:30:19
I'm trying to find information on child abuse and child neglect in Peru. I'm writing a paper on abuse and i need information. HELP
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2005-04-11 03:16:50
what purpose is the ProDrive LPS made by quantum fireball. hard drive
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Willa
2005-04-11 23:35:21
How can I get my 4 year old dog to stop wetting on my furniture?
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channing
2005-05-06 16:42:26
could you please tell chief cities of new york
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susan
2005-06-01 06:21:07
levelled the score
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2005-06-08 11:59:51
WHAT IS THE OLDEST BRANDED CANDY IN THE UNITED STATES
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brenda
2005-06-21 15:43:55
how long does marijuana stay in your system?
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katrina
2005-07-02 21:05:32
What is Moroccan culture like?
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katrina
2005-07-02 21:07:12
What is Moroccan family like?
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mark
2005-07-04 17:19:03
how do i get rid of skunts
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jim
2005-07-09 23:52:20
what are the 3 words in the english dictionary that end in "gry"?
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Cindy
2005-07-10 18:35:41
What is D-Day?
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rose johnson
2005-07-10 23:11:00
two american coins .30cents one is not a nickel
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sabrina
2005-08-11 13:41:46
I've been hurting in my low stomach and I'm 6 months pregnant is that normal?
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Jim
2005-08-28 11:43:19
Where is the Line, You ask me child to tell once more the story of the star, from
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Brooke
2009-10-06 23:28:12
what is the australian goverment's response to reugees and asylum seekers?
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