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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Bad point(s):Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Education:None
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Favorite movie(s):A Clockwork Orange
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Finding a job
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):World Vision
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

After underwear is removed a beautician asks the client to lie down and raise the legs.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If this raises more questions, just ask by contacting me by any method listed below.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Amir raises his hand and asks if it's time for gym yet.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

No one asks: “Would you rather see Glen Clark cut a hundredth of a percentage point off one of his sweetheart raises for his favourite union than keep his promise to stabilize arts funding?
When Richard raises his eyebrows and asks how this could be done, I design a rather primitive looking wooden cart with very wide stabilisers for the wheels to assist balance.
She asks him why the local people can't be more disciplined, which somehow raises the question of whether or not she likes children.
Mark Harris,
Priest

This raises another issue, a reminder that there are two quite different questions to ask when we come to approach the gospels.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

A member raises a point of order and asks for a ruling of the chair as to the correct procedure.
John Fielding,
CEO

Marketing is essential for any company, and Bailey asks the marketing pros exactly what women should be doing to raise the profile of their company and find the customers for their goods and services.
The other asks should landlords with 10 or more code violations have to fix their buildings before being able to raise the rent.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks: "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Max raises the bar, and asks Kite if he's ok.
 
 
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