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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Jane Fonda
Bad point(s):Lazy
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights,  Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine,  Cat Fancy magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Dog,  Bird
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Equestrian
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Taking weight loss pills
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

most Vets make quick visits on weekends their to clinics and may make themselves available if you ask.
Call vets in your area and ask the vet techs, not the vets themselves, who they would recommend other than their own current employer.
Most vets will tell anyone that asks a severely starved animal often acts as though it is drunk and blind.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Ask the Vet provides a very full rapid reply will be emailed to you by our team of veterinary consultants.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Ask the Vet for advice on pet care for your dog, cat or rabbit and health problems.
Ask the Vet for advice on pet health for your dog, cat or rabbit problems.
Ask them for their vet's name and ask if they have pictures of their dog.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

One of the easiest way to find a breeder is to ask people at vets, and pet stores if they may know of a local breeder.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Pilots applying to OF started to ask for AK, and existing vets asked to join AK.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

VETERINARIANS: Ask friends to recommend veterinarians, including emergency vets.
We feel that anyone who uses vets for domestic animals should ask their vets regarding their policy of treating wild animals.
Clear reasons why owners should avoid declawing; why vets do it; serious questions to ask yourself and your vet before embarking on this course of action.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Barry Snow
2005-02-19 16:47:10
Can I give my dog ''Penicillon''after her pups are born? barrysnw@yahoo.ca
From:
joe
2005-03-27 20:09:04
From:
Rebecca
2005-07-06 08:54:37
Hi, my cat Oscar seems to be trapping a nerve when he tries to wash his back which results in mini sesieures. what can I do to help him?
From:
Rebecca
2005-07-06 08:55:36
can you give cats paracetamol?
From:
Rebecca
2005-07-06 08:56:32
My cat has weepy eyes due to sleeping outdoors but he refuses to stay in. What can I use to treat his eyes?
From:
peggy
2005-08-23 21:12:23
cat,blood in bowel movement.
From:
marion
2008-08-16 04:30:52
natural remedys for keeping fleas and ticks off dogs
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