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Topic: Legal Assistance

Related:
  Legal    Assistance  
  Legal Services    Legal Information  
  Legal News    Legal Issues  
  Financial Assistance    Legal Rights  
  Legal Case    Legal Documents  
  Legal Advice    Legal Help  

 
 
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Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Incompetent
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Social worker,  Private Detective
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Finding a job,  Getting a divorce
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):World Vision,  Local Chamber of Commerce,  Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The DVRP was established in 1996 to provide legal assistance to low-income domestic violence victims and support for pro bono attorneys willing to represent victims of domestic violence.
Reprieve is the body that provides legal representation and assistance to those facing the death penalty.
John Fielding,
CEO

He is the Supervising Attorney at the pro bono Consumer Bankruptcy Assistance Project in Philadelphia and formerly served as the head of the Consumer Law Project at Community Legal Services in Philadelphia.
If you are a licensed qualified attorney or a paralegal and would like to provide pro bono legal assistance to us on issues of broad interest please contact the President of the Foundation at the address below.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Legal Aid WA staff provide information and self help literature to clients, assist with Legal Aid applications or make appointments for clients to access legal advice or assistance through the Minor Assistance Program.
Legal advice and assistance may be available from the Scottish Legal Aid Board to enable the applicant to instruct a solicitor to assist in completing and submitting the application to the Commission.
Legal Aid WA continues to provide services through contracts with the Department of and Multicultural Affairs to provide migration legal advice and application assistance to clients.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It is not recommended to respond to any ad offering legal assistance that fails to state up front the real name of a responsible lawyer (this would strictly include all ads by paralegals purporting to offer attorney services to the general public.
There are legal referral services which sometimes can help locate low-cost or even free assistance.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

We also provide legal counseling and assistance to individuals who believe they have been the victim of a crime and wish to seek prosecution of the offending person by the local prosecuting attorney.
Legal services and referrals are made to victims of domestic violence who need assistance in prosecuting their batterers.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Legal assistance is provided in matters of domestic relations, including divorce, protection from abuse, child support and visitation.
 
 
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