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Topic: Assisted Suicide

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  Doctor Assisted Suicide    Physician Assisted Suicide  
  Assisted Living    Suicide Prevention  
  Suicide rates    Depression and Suicide  
  Suicide    Suicide Bombing  
  Suicide Bombers    Cause of death Suicide  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Anne Frank,  Hillary Clinton,  George W Bush
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine
Politics:Conservative,  Feminist,  Religious right
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Physician assisted suicide is when the physician provides the necessary knowledge and means but the act is completed by the person themselves.
Physician-assisted suicide is legal in only one state - Oregon - but other states are considering it.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

As in the case of euthanasia there is in assisted suicide an intention that the patient's life be shortened or terminated—or at least there is a freely given concurrence with the patient's intention to that effect.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Euthanasia or Assisted Suicide - what saith the scriptures?
Most Christians agree that euthanasia and assisted suicide are not God's will and therefore never options.
These criteria can illuminate whether another exception should be carved out for doctor-assisted suicide or active euthanasia.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Assisted suicide and euthanasia are not acts of mercy but acts that are never morally acceptable.
Physician desire for euthanasia and assisted suicide - would physicians practice what they preach?
And in this room, if anyone here thinks assisted suicide euthanasia is a sin or wrong, you mean you can think better than Jefferson!
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Pain Relief Promotion Act would prevent the prescription of controlled drugs for assisted suicide or euthanasia while fostering their use to alleviate pain.
We are committed to ending the tragedies of abortion, euthanasia and assisted suicide, and the education and promotion of these issues.
Euthanasia and assisted suicide can appear a reasonable and even compassionate solution to the suffering of individuals and families struggling with illness or the dying process.
 
 
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