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Topic: Associated Press

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC,  New York Times
Most admires:George W Bush,  Hillary Clinton,  Matt Druge
Politics:Democrat,  Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  Time magazine,  Sports Illustrated magazine
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Watching Sport on TV
Favorite sport(s):American Football
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Associated Press Wire A bill aimed at preventing the state Department of Education and Early Development from toughening rules for statewide correspondence schools passed the House on Friday.
The Associated Press reported that the union failed in its efforts to win jurisdiction over the crucial job of vessel planning as well as new jobs created through new technology.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Associated Press Writer JAKARTA, Indonesia (AP)--In an effort to defuse nationwide protests, the Indonesian government on Monday agreed to sharply roll back a recent price increase for fuel.
John Fielding,
CEO

Associated Press Writer PHILADELPHIA (AP) Adelphia Communications' board of directors has voted to hire two former AT and T Broadband executives to revive the struggling cable provider from bankruptcy.
Associated Press is technically a "non-profit" corporation owned by a cooperative of for-profit United States newspapers and media companies, and governed by the AP Managing Editors Association.
Associated Press Writer RALEIGH (AP) -- Privatized government services may be touted as more efficient than the public sector, but the pursuit of profits by private contractors often hurts citizens, a public policy group said Wednesday.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

The Associated Press reported in October that former Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev is actively promoting global environmentalism.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The Associated Press NEW YORK (AP) - After releasing just three studio albums in the past decade, Bruce Springsteen finished his latest record in eight weeks.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Associated Press promised their subscribers the ability to browse the AP web site for easy hierarchical viewing and retrieval of AP graphic files.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Associated Press reported that the DPRK has deployed six heavy machine guns inside a border buffer zone with the ROK in violation of the armistice that ended the Korean War, the ROK military said Tuesday.
The Associated Press reported that the US military has spotted increased patrols by DPRK soldiers over the past week in one area of the Demilitarized Zone dividing the Korean Peninsula, said Lt.
The Associated Press reported that the DPRK captain of a ship that was seized while transporting Scud missiles accused the US on Tuesday of damaging his vessel and "piracy.
 
 
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