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Topic: Chicago Bar Association

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Monica Lewinksy

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Politics:

Republican

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Banker, Private Detective

Interest(s):

Law, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Getting a divorce, Bankruptcy

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Saunders is a member of the American, Illinois State and Chicago Bar Associations and the Chicago Estate Planning Counsel.
He is a member of local, State, and national bar associations and is a published author in the prestigious Illinois Bar Journal and Chicago Bar Record.

John Fielding,
CEO

He is also a member of The Financial Planning Association, the Illinois State Bar Association, the Chicago Bar Association and a past member of the Board of Directors as well as serving as President for two terms and Past President for one term of the Greater O'Hare Satellite of the Greater Chicago International Association of Financial Planners.
Cahill is an active member of the Chicago and American Bar Associations and is on the Board of Directors of the Chicago Chapter for Boston College Law School Alumni Association.
He is a member of the Illinois, Chicago and Northwest Suburban Bar Associations and served as vice chairman of the Chicago Bar Association's Elder Law Committee.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He has been an active member of the Employee Benefits and Corporation and Securities Law Committees of the Chicago and Illinois State Bar Associations and was invited to serve on the Section Council of the Illinois State Bar Association Corporation and Securities Law Committee.
August is active in bar associations and other professional organizations, having chaired both the ABA Subcommittee on Foreign Trademark law and the Internet Committee of the Intellectual Property Law Association of Chicago, an organization he currently serves as a Board member.
He is currently a member of the Illinois State Bar Association Tort Law Section Council and is a frequent speaker on health care law and tort litigation topics in the Chicago area.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

He is a member of the Illinois State and Chicago Bar Associations and is admitted to practice in the United States Court of Appeals and the United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois, Trial Bar.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Workman is a member of the State Bar of California and State Bar of Illinois, and has been associated with the Beverly Hills and Chicago Bar Associations.

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